"I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I won't be forgetting it anytime soon."
"Tell me the truth, am I convincing?"
"It's a little foggy, but I feel like you're staring at me."
"Please don't let me see anybody I know, please don't let me see anybody I know..."
"I'm glad you think a simple bath is so funny."
"Sure mom, I'll pose for the camera."
"I'm finding it difficult to see, move and quite frankly using the bathroom may be a challenge."
"I'm so thankful for my agreeable friends."
"Honestly, I think this costume was made for me."
"I don't know...maybe the headband is too much?"
"I can't figure out how I'm supposed to collect ANY candy with this?"
"Thanks Ma, I couldn't have drawn those eyebrows on better if I tried."
"I'm thinking about shaving my facial hair. It's starting to get in the way."
"According to my calculations, this costume is perfect."
"Hold up Superman, I'll be right there."
all images via pinterest, doug the pug, maddie on things, and buzzfeed.
happy halloween to everyone!
xoxo,
ashley
